Thursday, December 29, 2011
Umbilical Brothers - Are You There God?
Umbilical Brothers - Are You There God?
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Umbilical Brothers - Traffic Cop
Umbilical Brothers - Traffic Cop
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Umbilical Brothers - Close Up / Long Shot
Umbilical Brothers - Close Up / Long Shot
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Invicible girl - Umbilical brothers
Invicible girl - Umbilical brothers
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Umbilical Brothers - Teamwork
Umbilical Brothers - Teamwork
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
The Umbilical Brothers - Tank
The Umbilical Brothers - Tank
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
The Umbilical Brothers - Window Washer
The Umbilical Brothers - Window Washer
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
The Umbilical Brothers - Remote Control
The Umbilical Brothers - Remote Control
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Curious fans often ask, "Where do those guys come from?", and then "Can they go back there?" So, in response to a couple of requests, The Umbilical Brothers were asked by this site to sit down and write something serious about themselves. With this in mind, they have submitted the following personal biographies...
Shane
The biographical details Shane gave us are slightly questionable, but here goes:
Born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, Shane was raised by space bunnies until he was old enough to hop on his own. Hoping to make a name for himself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, he trained at the Lenny Spiegelman Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during his first training mission that he pressed the wrong button and ejected himself to Earth, landing in his "parents" backyard in suburban Australia, which is not unlike his home planet. There he spent many happy years mowing lawns and watching television - often simultaneously. It is rumoured that he worked in a paramilitary organisation in the mid-eighties, possibly the Brownies, but details are understandably sketchy.
Shane continued to harbor dreams of space cadetship and came to the conclusion that if he couldn't fly for real, he could at least pretend - either in a loony bin or on stage. It was in that loony bin he met David, his brother and comrade in stupid ideas. The rest is history. Shane has twenty-seven sisters and an imaginary friend called Bruce, who is apparently a blue rhino. Shane has never been to the Oscars, unless you count the open day, which he found quite impressive.
David
David describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent, and believes luck is a state of mind. For 6 years David tried to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but "society" dictated that he couldn't because he didn't look or sound anything like him. Oh "society", when will you learn? Tragedy is a lack of imagination. David can run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind him and running down a very steep hill. He is often found yelling at audiences "If you can't see what's happening, you're not using your ears!" Suffice to say, he's a bit odd. Warning: Too much David Collins can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen David Collins perform, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle.
TV Interview
Here is a TV interview the boys did in Australia. The ABC network here wouldn't allow them to use the footage without paying an enormous fee, so they've had to resort to a written transcript. You'll just have to imagine what they did physically, which they said was absolutely hilarious.
Source: http://www.umbilicalbrothers.com
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.
[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now.
Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.
[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now.
Oh whoa
Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
Well I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now
I just need you now.
Oh baby I need you now.
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.
[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now.
Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.
[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now.
Oh whoa
Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
[Chorus:]
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
Well I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now
I just need you now.
Oh baby I need you now.
Lifehouse - You And Me
Lifehouse - You And Me
What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
One of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
One of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Michael Bublé
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Michael Bublé
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
You know that all I want for Christmas
Is you...
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
No, I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
There's no sense in hanging stockings
There upon the fireplace
Cause Santa he won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
Girl, what can I do?
You know that all I want for Christmas
Is you...
And all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I can hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really love
Won't you please bring my baby to me...
I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
No, I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want you for my own
More that you could ever know
Make my wish come true
You know that all I want for Christmas
Is you...
Is you...
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
You know that all I want for Christmas
Is you...
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
No, I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
There's no sense in hanging stockings
There upon the fireplace
Cause Santa he won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
Girl, what can I do?
You know that all I want for Christmas
Is you...
And all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I can hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really love
Won't you please bring my baby to me...
I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
No, I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want you for my own
More that you could ever know
Make my wish come true
You know that all I want for Christmas
Is you...
Is you...
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Won’t Last A Day Without You
Won’t Last A Day Without You
Won’t Last A Day Without You
Won’t Last A Day Without You is a 2011 Filipino romantic comedy film starring Sarah Geronimo and Gerald Anderson with a special participation of Joey de Leon. The film was produced and released by Star Cinema and Viva Films and directed by Raz dela Torre. It was released on November 30, 2011 in the Philippines and was scheduled to release in selected screening in the United States, European and Middle East countries.Plot
Awarded radio personality George Harrison Apostol, known as DJ Heidee to her listeners(Sarah Geronimo), provides love advice to people who are having problems in their relationships. DJ Heidee receives a call from a girl named Melissa (Megan Young) who is asking advice on how to break up with her boyfriend Andrew (Gerald Anderson). Unfortunately, Andrew is listening to the same program and hears Heidee telling Melissa how they should break up. Andrew blames Heidee for what happened and even threatens to sue her for giving that particular advice. In order to prevent a legal battle, and to ease her conscience, Heidee decides to help Andrew win Melissa back. In the process of getting the two together, Andrew and Heidee begin to feel an attraction toward each other. Will they be able to overcome their past and become lovers instead?
Source: wikipedia.org
Friday, December 23, 2011
Charlie bit my finger - again !
Even had I thought of trying to get my boys to do this I probably couldn't have. Neither were coerced into any of this and neither were hurt (for very long anyway). This was just one of those moments when I had the video camera out because the boys were being fun and they provided something really very funny.
FAQ Harry is 7 1/2, Charlie is 5, Jasper is nearly 3
(May 2011)
Harry and Charlie Blogging - Charlie Bit My Finger Again!
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Kapamilya Christmas Station ID 2011 - Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino (Video and Lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTgMPLbZQHsendofvid[starttext]
ABS-CBN has just released their highly-anticipated Christmas Station ID for 2011 with the theme song “Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino” interpreted by 11-year old Filipino-Canadian You Tube sensation Maria Aragon together with the University of the Philippines (U.P.) Concert Chorus.
The Kapamilya network's 2011 Christmas Station ID depicts the best Christmas celebration in the world as more than a hundred Kapamilya stars from ABS-CBN Entertainment, News and Current Affairs, Regional Network Group TV personalities, ANC and DZMM anchors; and Tambayan 101.9 DJs as well as Kapamilyas from The Filipino Community worldwide spread the yuletide cheers Pinoy style.
From Cebu’s lechon, bibingka’t puto bumbong, misa de gallo and the parol, the ABS-CBN Christmas SID carries the best Pinoy Christmas traditions and goes beyond celebrations in Luzon, the Visayas, and Mindanao as it travels and gets a glimpse of how Filipinos celebrate Christmas in the United States, London in Europe, in the Middle East or even in neighboring Tokyo Japan.
ABS-CBN Christmas Station ID 2011 - Video and Lyrics
Kapamilya Christmas Station ID 2011 - Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino (Video and Lyrics)
ABS-CBN has just released their highly-anticipated Christmas Station ID for 2011 with the theme song “Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino” interpreted by 11-year old Filipino-Canadian You Tube sensation Maria Aragon together with the University of the Philippines (U.P.) Concert Chorus.
The Kapamilya network's 2011 Christmas Station ID depicts the best Christmas celebration in the world as more than a hundred Kapamilya stars from ABS-CBN Entertainment, News and Current Affairs, Regional Network Group TV personalities, ANC and DZMM anchors; and Tambayan 101.9 DJs as well as Kapamilyas from The Filipino Community worldwide spread the yuletide cheers Pinoy style.
From Cebu’s lechon, bibingka’t puto bumbong, misa de gallo and the parol, the ABS-CBN Christmas SID carries the best Pinoy Christmas traditions and goes beyond celebrations in Luzon, the Visayas, and Mindanao as it travels and gets a glimpse of how Filipinos celebrate Christmas in the United States, London in Europe, in the Middle East or even in neighboring Tokyo Japan.
Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino
Maraming araw sa ating buhay
Ang hinahanap may kalayuan
Di matanaw, di nauubusan ng tiwala sa sarili
Lakas ng dasal.
Alam mong sa dulo ng bawat taon
Naghihintay ang masayang panahon
(Pinapawi) Lahat ng lumbay
(Pangungulila) Ng paghihintay.
Ang damdamin ay tumatawid
Sa lupa, sa dagat, o sa langit
Mainit na palad sa gabing malamig
Pinaglalapit ng pag-ibig.
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Pagmamahal ang pinagsasaluhan
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Inaangat ang isa't isa
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Panginoon ang laging kasama
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Saan man sa mundo
Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino.
Anumang pinagdaanang may kabigatan
Wala naman tayong di nakayanan
Nasaan ka man walang maiiwanan
Ang bawat isa, ang ating tahanan.
Lumalaki ang bawat puso
Lumalalim ang pagsasama
Sa pinakamahaba,
pinakamasayang Pasko sa mundo.
Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino...
Maraming araw sa ating buhay
Ang hinahanap may kalayuan
Di matanaw, di nauubusan ng tiwala sa sarili
Lakas ng dasal.
Alam mong sa dulo ng bawat taon
Naghihintay ang masayang panahon
(Pinapawi) Lahat ng lumbay
(Pangungulila) Ng paghihintay.
Ang damdamin ay tumatawid
Sa lupa, sa dagat, o sa langit
Mainit na palad sa gabing malamig
Pinaglalapit ng pag-ibig.
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Pagmamahal ang pinagsasaluhan
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Inaangat ang isa't isa
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Panginoon ang laging kasama
Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)
Saan man sa mundo
Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino.
Anumang pinagdaanang may kabigatan
Wala naman tayong di nakayanan
Nasaan ka man walang maiiwanan
Ang bawat isa, ang ating tahanan.
Lumalaki ang bawat puso
Lumalalim ang pagsasama
Sa pinakamahaba,
pinakamasayang Pasko sa mundo.
Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino...
The theme song “Da Best Ang Pasko ng Pilipino” was written by Creative Communications Management head Robert Labayen, while the music composed and produced by Jimmy Antiporda for Star Records.
The 2011 ABS-CBN Christmas SID was created by ABS-CBN Creative Communications Management headed by Robert Labayen, Johnny de los Santos, Ira Zabat and Patrick De Leon, together with ABS-CBN Marketing, ABS-CBN Global The Filipino Channel of North America and Japan and conceptualized by creative team members Edsel Misenas, Lloyd Corpuz, Peewee Gonzales, Paolo Ramos, Oliver Paler. Production team members are Danie Sedilla-Cruz, Kathrina Sanchez, Edsel Misenas, Dang Baldonado, Christina Barbin, Cidge Laxamana, Carla Payongayong, Christian Faustino, Mark Bravo. It is directed by Paolo Ramos. Other members are Peewee Gonzales, Assistant Director; Patricia Daza, Head for Artist Relations; Jimmy Porca, Project Coordinator; Jun Aves, Cinematographer; Oliver Paler, Post-Production Head; John-D Lazatin, Pia Lopezbanos-Carrion, Jeremiah Ysip, Javier Anaya, Enrique Olives, Jay Gagarin, TFC Production Team; Ikit Garcia, Pat Villafuerte, Marife Perez, RNG Coordinators; Rap Dela Rea, Editor; Sam Esquillon, Production Designer; Aileen Gooco, Photographer; Me-Ann Rejano, Talent Caster; Marvin Bragas, Location Manager.
Released tonight, November 10, right after TV Patrol, the Kapamilya Christmas Station ID 2011 premiered simultaneously on Studio 23, Hero TV, Lifestyle Network, Velvet, Cinema One, DZMM TeleRadyo, ANC, Myx, Balls, and even abroad via The Filipino Channel.
Source: http://showbiznest.blogspot.com/2011/11/da-best-ang-pasko-ng-pilipino-video.html
[endtext]Source: http://showbiznest.blogspot.com/2011/11/da-best-ang-pasko-ng-pilipino-video.html
Star ng Pasko, ABS-CBN Christmas Station ID (Exclusive on www.abs-cbn.com)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1nNUOMS14gendofvid[starttext]Star ng Pasko, ABS-CBN Christmas Station ID (Exclusive on www.abs-cbn.com)
Kung kailan pinakamadilim
Ang mga tala ay mas nagniningning
Gaano man kakapal ang ulap
Sa likod nito ay may liwanag
Ang liwanag na ito
Nasa ‘ting lahat
Mas sinag ang bawat pusong bukas
Sa init ng mga yakap
Maghihilom ang lahat ng sugat
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Tayo ang ilaw sa madilim na daan
Pagkakapit bisig ngayon higpitan
Dumaan man sa malakas na alon
Lahat tayo’s makakaahon
Ang liwanag na ito
Nasa ‘ting lahat
Mas sinag ang bawat pusong bukas
Sa init ng mga yakap
Maghihilom ang lahat ng sugat
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Kikislap ang pag-asa
Kahit kanino man
Dahil ikaw Bro, dahil ikaw Bro
Dahil ikaw Bro
Ang star ng pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Dahil ikaw Bro, dahil ikaw Bro
Dahil ikaw Bro
Ang star ng pasko!
Source: http://www.pinayads.com/2009/11/star-ng-pasko-lyrics/
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Kung kailan pinakamadilim
Ang mga tala ay mas nagniningning
Gaano man kakapal ang ulap
Sa likod nito ay may liwanag
Ang liwanag na ito
Nasa ‘ting lahat
Mas sinag ang bawat pusong bukas
Sa init ng mga yakap
Maghihilom ang lahat ng sugat
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Tayo ang ilaw sa madilim na daan
Pagkakapit bisig ngayon higpitan
Dumaan man sa malakas na alon
Lahat tayo’s makakaahon
Ang liwanag na ito
Nasa ‘ting lahat
Mas sinag ang bawat pusong bukas
Sa init ng mga yakap
Maghihilom ang lahat ng sugat
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Kikislap ang pag-asa
Kahit kanino man
Dahil ikaw Bro, dahil ikaw Bro
Dahil ikaw Bro
Ang star ng pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Ang nagsindi nitong ilaw
Walang iba kundi ikaw
Salamat sa liwanag mo
Muling magkakakulay ang pasko
Dahil ikaw Bro, dahil ikaw Bro
Dahil ikaw Bro
Ang star ng pasko!
Source: http://www.pinayads.com/2009/11/star-ng-pasko-lyrics/
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
matalinong bata! pinoy henyo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjF_hzp3G9Aendofvid[starttext]matalinong bata! pinoy henyo[endtext]
Bahay Kubo - Luke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXdDirGEFlgendofvid[starttext]Bahay Kubo - Luke[endtext]
Bayan Ko by Libera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vCTcEN-tBAendofvid[starttext]Bayan Ko
Performed at the PICC, Manila. This traditional Philippine song touched the hearts of the audience causing the spontaneous applause which we feel adds to the emotion of the piece.
Libera did sing it well and i am thankful for them... THANK YOU!!! and more power
Visit our website at http://www.libera.org.uk[endtext]
Performed at the PICC, Manila. This traditional Philippine song touched the hearts of the audience causing the spontaneous applause which we feel adds to the emotion of the piece.
Libera did sing it well and i am thankful for them... THANK YOU!!! and more power
Visit our website at http://www.libera.org.uk[endtext]
Himig Ng Pasko by Libera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceDtUHTTJ58endofvid[starttext]Himig Ng Pasko by Libera
This traditional Philippine Christmas song was sung as the encore to our concerts in Manila and Cebu in October 2011.
For more Christmas music check out our Christmas Album at http://www.libera.org.uk/shop
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This traditional Philippine Christmas song was sung as the encore to our concerts in Manila and Cebu in October 2011.
For more Christmas music check out our Christmas Album at http://www.libera.org.uk/shop
[endtext]
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Chris Brown - Next To You ft. Justin Bieber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEuQU6a90Pcendofvid
[starttext]Chris Brown - Next To You ft. Justin Bieber
You've got that smile,
That only heaven can make.
I pray to God everyday,
That you keep that smile.
[Justin Bieber]
Yeah, you are my dream,
There's not a thing I won't do.
I'll give my life up for you,
Cause you are my dream.
[Bridge]
And baby, everything that I have is yours,
You will never go cold or hungry.
I'll be there when you're insecure,
Let you know that you're always lovely.
Girl, cause you are the only thing that I got right now
[Chorus]
One day when the sky is falling,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
[Chris Brown]
You had my child,
(My lady)
You make my life complete.
(My lady)
Just to have your eyes on little me,
That'd be mine forever.
[Bridge]
And baby, everything that I have is yours
You will never go cold or hungry
I'll be there when you're insecure
Let you know that you're always lovely
Girl, cause you are the only thing that I got right now
[Chorus]
One day when the sky is falling,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
[Bridge]
We're made for one another
Me and you
And I have no fear
I know we'll make it through
One day when the sky is falling
I'll be standing right next to you
Ohh ohh ohh ohhhhh
[Chorus]
One day when the sky is falling,when the sky is falling
I'll be standing right next to you,right next to you
Right next to you.right next to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
Oh nah nah
Oh yeah
Stand by my side,side,side
When the sky falls down
Oh baby
I'll be there,i'll be there
You've got that smile,
That only heaven can make.
I pray to God everyday,
To keep you forever.[endtext]
[starttext]Chris Brown - Next To You ft. Justin Bieber
You've got that smile,
That only heaven can make.
I pray to God everyday,
That you keep that smile.
[Justin Bieber]
Yeah, you are my dream,
There's not a thing I won't do.
I'll give my life up for you,
Cause you are my dream.
[Bridge]
And baby, everything that I have is yours,
You will never go cold or hungry.
I'll be there when you're insecure,
Let you know that you're always lovely.
Girl, cause you are the only thing that I got right now
[Chorus]
One day when the sky is falling,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
[Chris Brown]
You had my child,
(My lady)
You make my life complete.
(My lady)
Just to have your eyes on little me,
That'd be mine forever.
[Bridge]
And baby, everything that I have is yours
You will never go cold or hungry
I'll be there when you're insecure
Let you know that you're always lovely
Girl, cause you are the only thing that I got right now
[Chorus]
One day when the sky is falling,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
[Bridge]
We're made for one another
Me and you
And I have no fear
I know we'll make it through
One day when the sky is falling
I'll be standing right next to you
Ohh ohh ohh ohhhhh
[Chorus]
One day when the sky is falling,when the sky is falling
I'll be standing right next to you,right next to you
Right next to you.right next to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right next to you,
Right next to you.
Oh nah nah
Oh yeah
Stand by my side,side,side
When the sky falls down
Oh baby
I'll be there,i'll be there
You've got that smile,
That only heaven can make.
I pray to God everyday,
To keep you forever.[endtext]
Toddlers & Tiaras - Winter Beauties (Season 4 - Episode 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BPElw28IMYendofvid[starttext]Toddlers & Tiaras - Winter Beauties (Season 4 - Episode 7)
Another Ultimate Grand Supreme title is up for grabs as Texas hosts the Winter Beauties Pageant. Kayleigh, 3, will compete alone on stage for the first time against heavy hitters Brooklyn, 10, and Brittannie, 9. Will she be ready to shine solo?
[endtext]
Another Ultimate Grand Supreme title is up for grabs as Texas hosts the Winter Beauties Pageant. Kayleigh, 3, will compete alone on stage for the first time against heavy hitters Brooklyn, 10, and Brittannie, 9. Will she be ready to shine solo?
[endtext]
Auburn - Perfect Two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lLvtydTM78endofvid[starttext]Auburn - Perfect Two
Verse1
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'
Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)
You're the straw to my berry(berry)
You're the smoke to my high (high)
And you're the one I wanna marry (mary)
Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
Verse 2
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together
Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
Verse 3
You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya (no, no)
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)
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Verse1
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'
Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)
You're the straw to my berry(berry)
You're the smoke to my high (high)
And you're the one I wanna marry (mary)
Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
Verse 2
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together
Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
Verse 3
You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya (no, no)
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)
[endtext]
The World's Cutest Dad-Daughter Duo Sings "Home"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L64c5vT3NBwendofvid[starttext]The World's Cutest Dad-Daughter Duo Sings "Home"
The father-daughter duo of Jorge Narvaez and 6-year-old Alexa covering Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes' "Home" just might have been THE cutest thing we saw on the Interweb all year--and that includes all the kitten and puppy videos out there, too. America fell in love with the Narvaezes, and soon appearances on "Ellen" and even a commercial for Hyundai followed. The duo's YouTube channel is now bursting with videos of them covering Adele, Plain White T's, Chris Brown, Leona Lewis, and others, but this clip's still the one we love most.
Source:http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/video-gaga/clickiest-viral-videos-2011-021511488.html[endtext]
The father-daughter duo of Jorge Narvaez and 6-year-old Alexa covering Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes' "Home" just might have been THE cutest thing we saw on the Interweb all year--and that includes all the kitten and puppy videos out there, too. America fell in love with the Narvaezes, and soon appearances on "Ellen" and even a commercial for Hyundai followed. The duo's YouTube channel is now bursting with videos of them covering Adele, Plain White T's, Chris Brown, Leona Lewis, and others, but this clip's still the one we love most.
Source:http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/video-gaga/clickiest-viral-videos-2011-021511488.html[endtext]
Sunday, December 11, 2011
1st Performance - On The Rocks (Univ of Oregon) - "Bad Romance" - By Lady Gaga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV1OnO4RKyQendofvid[starttext]1st Performance - On The Rocks (Univ of Oregon) - "Bad Romance" - By Lady Gaga [endtext]
UC Men's Octet - California Girls / Princess Poo-poo-ly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grxp_HMAIycendofvid[starttext]UC Men's Octet - California Girls / Princess Poo-poo-ly [endtext]
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Bath time fun. Super cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMuZdN84PJgendofvid[starttext]Bath time fun. Super cute![endtext]
The world's most funny dog video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb92wQpPG-sendofvid[starttext]The world's most funny dog video [endtext]
Juicy (DJ Mo about Rhian Ramos)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkiCg_jYX9Eendofvid[starttext]Juicy (DJ Mo about Rhian Ramos)
OLA CHKIKA NOW na!!! Oh, no… oh, yes! Thanks God it’s Friday! At talaga namang nakakaloka ang mga intriga at isyu ngayon na pinipilit ko na ngang ‘wag makisawsaw o makisali sa isyu ngayon kay DJ Mo Twister at Rhian Ramos. Pero talaga namang kapatul-patol na rin ang isyu.
Bakit naman kasi kai-langan pang i-tweet ni Mo ang lahat ng eksena nila ni Rhian… ang kanilang pagli-live-in at pagtse-check-in sa hotel? Talaga namang below the belt na ang mga eksena nila ngayon na nakakasira talaga kay Rhian ang isyu.
Kaya ngayon ay tama lang na humingi si Rhian ng saklolo sa GMA, kung ano ba ang dapat niyang gawin. Kung ako sa kanya, dapat tumahimik na lang ako, para hindi na lumaki ang isyu. Kagaya ng pananahimik ni Maricar Reyes sa isyu nila ni Hayden Kho, ‘di ba?
Pero ang pinakamalaking eksena rin dito, may sex scandal daw sina Mo at Rhian na kagaya ng kina Hayden at katrina Halili. Masyadong malaswa na kung ikukumpara sa dalawa ‘yung eksena, na kung ako sa kanila, hindi ko na lang ilalantad sa madlang pipol.
Pero kung sa bagay, ang may kagagawan lang naman nito ay si DJ Mo, ‘di ba? Masasabi mo bang gawain nga ‘yan ng isang lalaki, o para mapatunayan lang niya na lalaki siya? Nakakaloka, ‘di ba?
Ano pa ba kasi ang hinihintay mo DJ Mo?! Magpa-katotoo ka na… hahaha!
Maloloka ka talaga sa Earth, at for sure, mawiwindang na naman tayo sa mga commments. ‘Yun na!
AT HETO NAMAN ang isyu ngayon, dahil may bago akong hawak na talent na gusto talagang pumasok sa showbiz industry. Pero hindi pa nga siya nakakapasok sa showbiz, iniintriga na siya nang malala at bongga!
Marami kasi ang nagtatanong sa kanya, kung sino ba talaga ang tatay niya, dahil kamukhang-kamukha niya ito? Ooops! Kahit ako ay nagulat din sa isyu, ‘pag tinitignan ko ang picture nitong si Kenzo Cruz. Kaya naman hindi ko napigilang itanong din sa nanay niya kung sino ba talaga ang ama nito.
Ang nanay kasi ni Kenzo ay isa sa mga sexy actress na talaga namang sumikat noon. Kamukha nga kasi ng actor-politician itong si Kenzo, at ang sagot lang ng mudrakis, ang naka-loveteam niya nu’ng araw ay ang ama ng actor-politician.
Pero marami talaga ang nagsasabi na kamukha talaga at hindi maitatanggi.
In fairness, aba-ngan na lang natin kung ano talaga ang totoong eksena, para hindi kayo masyadong mag-isip, ‘di ba? Hahaha!
Kaya naman for more chikka, more fun, manood kayo ng Pinoy Parazzi Live nga-yong Biyernes sa flippish.com dahil makakasama natin si Janelle Jamer na talagang mara-ming isyu ngayon tungkol sa kanya. At makinig kayo palagi sa programa ko kasama ko si lady Camille ang aking anak sa DWSS1494khz 11:30 hanggang 12:00 nn at every Sunday sa DZRH666khz 2:30 to 3:30 pm.
Source: http://www.pinoyparazzi.com/mo-twister-and-rhian-ramos-have-sex-scandal/
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OLA CHKIKA NOW na!!! Oh, no… oh, yes! Thanks God it’s Friday! At talaga namang nakakaloka ang mga intriga at isyu ngayon na pinipilit ko na ngang ‘wag makisawsaw o makisali sa isyu ngayon kay DJ Mo Twister at Rhian Ramos. Pero talaga namang kapatul-patol na rin ang isyu.
Bakit naman kasi kai-langan pang i-tweet ni Mo ang lahat ng eksena nila ni Rhian… ang kanilang pagli-live-in at pagtse-check-in sa hotel? Talaga namang below the belt na ang mga eksena nila ngayon na nakakasira talaga kay Rhian ang isyu.
Kaya ngayon ay tama lang na humingi si Rhian ng saklolo sa GMA, kung ano ba ang dapat niyang gawin. Kung ako sa kanya, dapat tumahimik na lang ako, para hindi na lumaki ang isyu. Kagaya ng pananahimik ni Maricar Reyes sa isyu nila ni Hayden Kho, ‘di ba?
Pero ang pinakamalaking eksena rin dito, may sex scandal daw sina Mo at Rhian na kagaya ng kina Hayden at katrina Halili. Masyadong malaswa na kung ikukumpara sa dalawa ‘yung eksena, na kung ako sa kanila, hindi ko na lang ilalantad sa madlang pipol.
Pero kung sa bagay, ang may kagagawan lang naman nito ay si DJ Mo, ‘di ba? Masasabi mo bang gawain nga ‘yan ng isang lalaki, o para mapatunayan lang niya na lalaki siya? Nakakaloka, ‘di ba?
Ano pa ba kasi ang hinihintay mo DJ Mo?! Magpa-katotoo ka na… hahaha!
Maloloka ka talaga sa Earth, at for sure, mawiwindang na naman tayo sa mga commments. ‘Yun na!
AT HETO NAMAN ang isyu ngayon, dahil may bago akong hawak na talent na gusto talagang pumasok sa showbiz industry. Pero hindi pa nga siya nakakapasok sa showbiz, iniintriga na siya nang malala at bongga!
Marami kasi ang nagtatanong sa kanya, kung sino ba talaga ang tatay niya, dahil kamukhang-kamukha niya ito? Ooops! Kahit ako ay nagulat din sa isyu, ‘pag tinitignan ko ang picture nitong si Kenzo Cruz. Kaya naman hindi ko napigilang itanong din sa nanay niya kung sino ba talaga ang ama nito.
Ang nanay kasi ni Kenzo ay isa sa mga sexy actress na talaga namang sumikat noon. Kamukha nga kasi ng actor-politician itong si Kenzo, at ang sagot lang ng mudrakis, ang naka-loveteam niya nu’ng araw ay ang ama ng actor-politician.
Pero marami talaga ang nagsasabi na kamukha talaga at hindi maitatanggi.
In fairness, aba-ngan na lang natin kung ano talaga ang totoong eksena, para hindi kayo masyadong mag-isip, ‘di ba? Hahaha!
Kaya naman for more chikka, more fun, manood kayo ng Pinoy Parazzi Live nga-yong Biyernes sa flippish.com dahil makakasama natin si Janelle Jamer na talagang mara-ming isyu ngayon tungkol sa kanya. At makinig kayo palagi sa programa ko kasama ko si lady Camille ang aking anak sa DWSS1494khz 11:30 hanggang 12:00 nn at every Sunday sa DZRH666khz 2:30 to 3:30 pm.
Source: http://www.pinoyparazzi.com/mo-twister-and-rhian-ramos-have-sex-scandal/
[endtext]
Showbiz Central - The Emotional RHIAN Part.2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJu7MAQIooendofvid[starttext]Showbiz Central - The Emotional RHIAN Part.2 (June 1, 2008) [endtext]
Rhian Ramos interview about Mo Twister and Abortion issue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPjHktWPY0oendofvid[starttext]Rhian Ramos interview about Mo Twister and Abortion issue.[endtext]
Friday, December 9, 2011
日本整人節目 100 People100人
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcyKZtGKhAendofvid[starttext]日本整人節目 100 People100人 [endtext]
Monday, December 5, 2011
Jack And Jill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKTXrUnN58endofvid[starttext] 
Download “Jack and Jill” in HD quality![endtext]
Jack And Jill
Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave.
Download “Jack and Jill” in HD quality!
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1OHXR63a38endofvid[starttext]
Download “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1” in HD quality!
[endtext]
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The Quileute and the Volturi close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses different threats to the wolf pack and vampire coven.
Download “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1” in HD quality!
[endtext]
Happy Feet Two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5SDoD1iTv8endofvid[starttext]
Download “Happy Feet Two” in HD quality!
[endtext]
Happy Feet Two
Mumble's son, Erik, is struggling to realize his talents in the Emperor Penguin world. Meanwhile, Mumble and his family and friends discover a new threat their home -- one that will take everyone working together to save them.
Download “Happy Feet Two” in HD quality!
[endtext]
Friday, December 2, 2011
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011 BACKSTAGE Exclusive: Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima | FashionTV FTV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNlyszVuRxwendofvid[starttext]Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011 BACKSTAGE Exclusive: Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima | FashionTV FTV
ttp://www.FTV.com/videos NEW YORK CITY - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011 BACKSTAGE Exclusive! FashionTV has your exclusive footage backstage at the Lexington Avenue Armory in Manhattan, where the Victoria's Secret show is going to take place. The gorgeous Victoria's Secret Angels are relaxing and getting ready before the big show. They wear hot pink robes with the Victoria's Secret NY logo emblazoned on them. "Victoria's Secret is very flirty and sexy. And this show is crazy, it's like a fantasy," says Angel Cameron Russell. Brazilian model Lais Ribeiro talks about her 3 looks for the show. Watch as models like Anja Rubik, Miranda Kerr, and Alessandra Ambrosio get ready for the show. To prepare for the show, models like Rubik and Lindsay Ellingson eat healthy and do butt crunches.
"The show is very exciting, because I think it's something different, because it brings together so many different artists, because apart from the girls and the lingerie and the huge creativity of the costumes, because it's not just lingerie, it's a whole teamwork behind to make the costumes really incredible, inspiring and like a vision," says Polish model Anja Rubik, "It's a real, real show. It's not just a lingerie show."
Adriana Lima talks about her looks and tells FashionTV she's coming out during the Super Angels section wearing a getup from the Incredible collection. "It's quite exciting," says Brazilian model Adriana Lima, "I can't wait for the fashion show. This year is gonna be huge. I think it's gonna be the best show ever!"
Appearances: Alessandra Ambrosio, Liu Wen, Cameron Russell, Lais Ribeiro, Emanuela De Paula, Miranda Kerr, Anja Rubik, Jacquelyn Jablonski, Lindsay Ellingson, Joan Smalls, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Anne Vyalitsyna, Caroline Brasch Nielsen, Adriana Lima
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ttp://www.FTV.com/videos NEW YORK CITY - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011 BACKSTAGE Exclusive! FashionTV has your exclusive footage backstage at the Lexington Avenue Armory in Manhattan, where the Victoria's Secret show is going to take place. The gorgeous Victoria's Secret Angels are relaxing and getting ready before the big show. They wear hot pink robes with the Victoria's Secret NY logo emblazoned on them. "Victoria's Secret is very flirty and sexy. And this show is crazy, it's like a fantasy," says Angel Cameron Russell. Brazilian model Lais Ribeiro talks about her 3 looks for the show. Watch as models like Anja Rubik, Miranda Kerr, and Alessandra Ambrosio get ready for the show. To prepare for the show, models like Rubik and Lindsay Ellingson eat healthy and do butt crunches.
"The show is very exciting, because I think it's something different, because it brings together so many different artists, because apart from the girls and the lingerie and the huge creativity of the costumes, because it's not just lingerie, it's a whole teamwork behind to make the costumes really incredible, inspiring and like a vision," says Polish model Anja Rubik, "It's a real, real show. It's not just a lingerie show."
Adriana Lima talks about her looks and tells FashionTV she's coming out during the Super Angels section wearing a getup from the Incredible collection. "It's quite exciting," says Brazilian model Adriana Lima, "I can't wait for the fashion show. This year is gonna be huge. I think it's gonna be the best show ever!"
Appearances: Alessandra Ambrosio, Liu Wen, Cameron Russell, Lais Ribeiro, Emanuela De Paula, Miranda Kerr, Anja Rubik, Jacquelyn Jablonski, Lindsay Ellingson, Joan Smalls, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Anne Vyalitsyna, Caroline Brasch Nielsen, Adriana Lima
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Casting the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI8C2zkaLZYendofvid[starttext]Casting the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Confidence, charisma and curves are the order of the day as the casting for the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show gets underway. Don't forget to tune in on November 29 on CBS to see who made the final cut.[endtext]
Confidence, charisma and curves are the order of the day as the casting for the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show gets underway. Don't forget to tune in on November 29 on CBS to see who made the final cut.[endtext]
SUPER BASS with Rhian Ramos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srqe3ZLfMBMendofvid[starttext]SUPER BASS with Rhian Ramos
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system Top down, AC with the coolin' system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did Somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polos Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls He could ball with the crew, he could solo But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look Then the panties comin' off, off, unh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy You know I really got a thing for American guys I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did Somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
See I need you in my life for me to stay No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay No, no, no, no, no don't go away
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way? Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
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This one is for the boys with the boomin' system Top down, AC with the coolin' system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did Somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polos Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls He could ball with the crew, he could solo But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look Then the panties comin' off, off, unh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy You know I really got a thing for American guys I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did Somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
See I need you in my life for me to stay No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay No, no, no, no, no don't go away
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way? Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
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Thursday, December 1, 2011
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - 2011- No commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaAF1WKxN6Aendofvid[starttext]Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - 2011- No commercials
The Victoria's Secret runway extravaganza airs on CBS this evening! In honor of the big TV event, we're taking a look back at the show which was recorded at NYC's Lexington Avenue Armory on Nov. 9.
Between the musical acts and the amazing costumes on the angels, Nov. 9th was a night to remember. Candice Swanepoel was the first down the catwalk in the "Ballet" portion of the show, the first of six-themed sections that also included "Super Angels," "Passion," "Angels Aquatic," "I Put a Spell on You," and "Club Pink." They strutted, interestingly enough, to the song "You Make Me Want to Die" from Taylor Momsen's band, The Pretty Reckless! Candice was followed by Anja Rubik, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, and many more! This was a unique year from the company since they introduced at least 12 new models to the lineup.
It was hard to compete with the over-the-top outfits, gems, and wings, but the musical acts nearly did so. Kanye West was finally able to perform for VS after canceling his 2007 appearance after the sudden death of his mother, Donda West. He dedicated the event to her saying, "I lost my superhero, but now she's my superangel." Kanye went on to sing "Stronger" as the Angels walked by him on stage, then Jay-Z came out for an amazing duo on their Watch the Throne song "N*ggas in Paris." Beyoncé Knowles even came out to see Jay in action, taking a front-row seat only for the duration of the track. Jay and Kanye got the fashion crowd on their feet, and Orlando Bloom was seen doing a little fist pumping!
Orlando was front and center to cheer on his wife, Miranda. It was Miranda's first time on the VS runway since giving birth to Flynn at the beginning of the year. She took multiple turns down the catwalk and finally wore Victoria's Secret's $2.5 million Fantasy Treasure Bra. Orlando gave Miranda a couple of standing ovations, as one of the most enthusiastic famous attendees, which also included Stephen Dorff, Lake Bell, Maxwell, Jack Huston, Lala Vasquez, and Gossip Girl's Matthew Settle.
In addition to Jay and Kanye, Maroon 5 performed "Moves Like Jagger" and lead singer Adam Levine broke from the band temporarily to place a big kiss on the cheek of his angel girlfriend, Anne V. Earlier in the day while backstage, Anne V said she and Adam planned the moment. She said, "I'm a model, he's a singer, we're just doing our jobs and just happen to be together, so maybe we'll do a cute moment but nothing crazy. I'm very excited to have him next to me, it's very special." Nicki Minaj wrapped things up with a rendition of "Super Bass," with newcomer Karlie Kloss closing the show in her fluorescent wings.
source: http://www.popsugar.com/2011-Victorias-Secret-Fashion-Show-Pictures-20351790
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The Victoria's Secret runway extravaganza airs on CBS this evening! In honor of the big TV event, we're taking a look back at the show which was recorded at NYC's Lexington Avenue Armory on Nov. 9.
Between the musical acts and the amazing costumes on the angels, Nov. 9th was a night to remember. Candice Swanepoel was the first down the catwalk in the "Ballet" portion of the show, the first of six-themed sections that also included "Super Angels," "Passion," "Angels Aquatic," "I Put a Spell on You," and "Club Pink." They strutted, interestingly enough, to the song "You Make Me Want to Die" from Taylor Momsen's band, The Pretty Reckless! Candice was followed by Anja Rubik, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, and many more! This was a unique year from the company since they introduced at least 12 new models to the lineup.
It was hard to compete with the over-the-top outfits, gems, and wings, but the musical acts nearly did so. Kanye West was finally able to perform for VS after canceling his 2007 appearance after the sudden death of his mother, Donda West. He dedicated the event to her saying, "I lost my superhero, but now she's my superangel." Kanye went on to sing "Stronger" as the Angels walked by him on stage, then Jay-Z came out for an amazing duo on their Watch the Throne song "N*ggas in Paris." Beyoncé Knowles even came out to see Jay in action, taking a front-row seat only for the duration of the track. Jay and Kanye got the fashion crowd on their feet, and Orlando Bloom was seen doing a little fist pumping!
Orlando was front and center to cheer on his wife, Miranda. It was Miranda's first time on the VS runway since giving birth to Flynn at the beginning of the year. She took multiple turns down the catwalk and finally wore Victoria's Secret's $2.5 million Fantasy Treasure Bra. Orlando gave Miranda a couple of standing ovations, as one of the most enthusiastic famous attendees, which also included Stephen Dorff, Lake Bell, Maxwell, Jack Huston, Lala Vasquez, and Gossip Girl's Matthew Settle.
In addition to Jay and Kanye, Maroon 5 performed "Moves Like Jagger" and lead singer Adam Levine broke from the band temporarily to place a big kiss on the cheek of his angel girlfriend, Anne V. Earlier in the day while backstage, Anne V said she and Adam planned the moment. She said, "I'm a model, he's a singer, we're just doing our jobs and just happen to be together, so maybe we'll do a cute moment but nothing crazy. I'm very excited to have him next to me, it's very special." Nicki Minaj wrapped things up with a rendition of "Super Bass," with newcomer Karlie Kloss closing the show in her fluorescent wings.
source: http://www.popsugar.com/2011-Victorias-Secret-Fashion-Show-Pictures-20351790
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011
No Other Woman FULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGFnUp2ZkUsendofvid[starttext]
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lol this isn’t really a review of the movie. couldn’t think of another word to describe this post lol, but here goes…
i watched “No Other Woman” at Mall of Asia today because i was bored and didn’t want to waste another day off school at home doing nothing.. i had a hard time deciding between this movie and “Warrior” (had good reviews on IMDB), but i decided to watch this instead because I haven’t watched a tagalog movie in a while, and this one had both anne curtis and cristine reyes – made me curious and i liked the plot.
Don’t really want to go through the movie from start to finish, but basically Derek randomly meets Anne while he’s swimming. They see each other again at a resort that Anne’s dad owns, they decide to hang out, end up kissing, hang out again, then they end up going all the way and having sex. So Derek basically cheats on Cristine, his wife.
I think acting-wise, Derek was just ok – not bad, but not great either. It was really a battle between Anne and Cristine. I think they both did exceptionally well with their respective roles. It’s hard to say who I thought did better, maybe Anne.. slightly. She was an outstanding kontrabida, she really owned her role as a mistress.
I don’t know what else to say except mannnnnnnn.. if I was DEREK, I would be more than happy… with CRISTINE. He is one lucky bastard. When you have a beautiful wife, who is kind, loving, caring, at simple lang, why the hell would you want to be a dickhead and cheat on her??
Yeah, sure, Anne might be tempting, but so is porn. It’s something called self-control and remembering why you chose to be with someone. Shit playa, control yoself.
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One of those movies you have to get on DVD.
source: http://www.lateforreality.com/2011/09/no-other-woman-anne-curtis-derek-ramsey-cristine-reyes/PART 1
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No Other Woman
i watched “No Other Woman” at Mall of Asia today because i was bored and didn’t want to waste another day off school at home doing nothing.. i had a hard time deciding between this movie and “Warrior” (had good reviews on IMDB), but i decided to watch this instead because I haven’t watched a tagalog movie in a while, and this one had both anne curtis and cristine reyes – made me curious and i liked the plot.
Anne Curtis starts off the movie with a steamy water scene..
hahaha i love how the movie starts off with anne rising from the water in a two-piece like a goddess, walking towards you nice and slow… i wonder how awkward it must have been for the guys who were with their girlfriends hahaha! well, i watched the movie alone so there was no awkward moment for me. =) didn’t find myself getting a boner either, was too busy sippin’ on some taro milk tea from chatime, but i could definitely feel the awkward tension in the cinema during that little scene with anne at the start hahah! I guess they started the movie off with that scene to wake everyone up and to get them pumped for the rest of the movie.. who knows lol.Don’t really want to go through the movie from start to finish, but basically Derek randomly meets Anne while he’s swimming. They see each other again at a resort that Anne’s dad owns, they decide to hang out, end up kissing, hang out again, then they end up going all the way and having sex. So Derek basically cheats on Cristine, his wife.
I think acting-wise, Derek was just ok – not bad, but not great either. It was really a battle between Anne and Cristine. I think they both did exceptionally well with their respective roles. It’s hard to say who I thought did better, maybe Anne.. slightly. She was an outstanding kontrabida, she really owned her role as a mistress.
I don’t know what else to say except mannnnnnnn.. if I was DEREK, I would be more than happy… with CRISTINE. He is one lucky bastard. When you have a beautiful wife, who is kind, loving, caring, at simple lang, why the hell would you want to be a dickhead and cheat on her??
Yeah, sure, Anne might be tempting, but so is porn. It’s something called self-control and remembering why you chose to be with someone. Shit playa, control yoself.
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Favorite parts of the movie…
- Tear-jerker scene #1: The first scene that made me teary-eyed was the scene when Cristine broke down in her room at the resort. I guess I got too into the movie to the point that I just really felt sorry for Cristine, and I could really imagine how she must have felt through it all. Her acting was very believable, especially in the parts where she first felt apprehensive about whether Derek was cheating or not.
As you watch the movie, all that you feel for Cristine really builds up inside, and then I guess that scene at the resort is what eventually brings it out for ya. First she makes up with Derek and you are led to believe that everything is ok. Cristine then comes with Derek to Anne’s resort to kind of shove it in her face that they’re ok, despite Cristine’s knowledge of Derek’s adventure on the sideline. Then there was a scene where Anne was alone, lying down on a chair in a two-piece. Cristine approached her and started throwing all these killer lines at her hahahah! Then she took off what she was wearing to reveal her two-piece, and I guess also to show Anne that she’s not the only one who has a body to flaunt. One of the lines I remember Cristine saying was “Alam mo anong tawag sa mga umaagaw ng asawa? Ahas. Yung bikini mo, baka balat mo lang yan” (Anne was wearing a snake skin bikini) hahaha!
Another line was “Ang marriage ay parang exclusive village lang. Kailangan binabantay mo para hindi makapasok ang mga squatter.” which Anne retaliated with, “Buti nakapasok ka pa dito sa resort. Bawal kasi ang ugaling skwater dito” haha.
Line after line, Anne eventually said something to Cristine that literally crushed her on the inside. Ipinamukha niya kay Cristine ang lahat ng ginawa nila ni Derek, and how much she enjoyed all of it. It was too much for Cristine to take in, tears rolled down her face and she just walked off without a word. And that’s when she decided “fuck this!” and packed her shit ahaha, and then Derek just so happened to come in at the RIGHT time.. with a look on his face that just screamed “shit! she’s actually leaving!” hahaha. But on a more serious note, this exact scene, particularly when she broke down when Derek came in the room, was what made me teary. *Looks to the right and to the left….* yup! no one can see me! =) sige lang neil, ilabas mo lang iyan! hahaha. Nothing wrong if I get teary-eyed during a movie, right? I’m sure it just means I have a heart.. =) hahaha. I swear, the people who make these freaking movies, they always find the PERFECT parts and the EXACT moments to play these damn songs just to evoke an emotional response from the audience. They sure got me good.LOL. I really liked the theme song for the movie, “Now That You’re Gone” by Juris, and I love Juris’ voiceeee! =)
Not sure what else to say except that I really felt so bad for her man. You just have to watch the movie to see ALL that she goes through before the scene where she breaks down to really understand her pain..
- Tear-jerker scene #2: The scene where Derek finally woke up in hospital and recovered from the car crash. What made the scene an emotional one was that Cristine was there for him, patiently awaiting his recovery. Despite already having left Derek, and all the shit that Derek did and how much he hurt her, she was still there for him. Maybe I got too into the movie, but I just imagined myself as Derek in that scene, and if that happened to me, I’d probably tear up too. Just waking up and seeing that she’s right by your side, despite all the fuckery you did, it’d probably make you feel like “man… what did I do to deserve a girl like this?”
I guess some people just don’t realize how lucky they really are until it hits them in the face.
And yeah, it was soo good that it was Cristine and Derek parin in the end
- Cristine invites Anne over for some dinner and Derek later comes home to see them both serving the same dinner. Epic scene hahah, one of the best in the movie. Cristine threw a crapload of good lines in that scene hahah.
- Derek comes home after sexing Anne. When he gets home, Cristine is just lying in bed. She wakes up and the first thing she asks Derek is if he wants to eat. She goes out of the room and he just sits there feeling guilty and starts getting all teary-eyed.
Very believable scene. Sure, you can have your fun, but when you come home and your wife’s first question is “do you want to eat?” then damn straight you should be feeling guilty. Which brings me back to my original point, when you have a wife like that (simpleng maganda, kind, loving, caring), what more could you ask for? why be an asshole and cheat?
Some of my favorite lines from the movie…
I say “some” because there was just so many good lines in the movie. I had trouble taking down notes because I was only typing them in my phone hahaha, couldn’t keep up!!Cristine’s mum to Cristine: ”Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo, maraming snatcher. Maaagawan ka, kaya lumaban ka!”Hahaha.. I can’t remember anymore. They’re all in my phone, can’t be bothered checking for the rest. Basta, andaming magandang lines na binitawan ni Cristine! Just watch the movie!
“Ipack-up mo na ang Lucy Torres mo, at ilabas mo na ang Gretchen Barretto mo! Ako ng bahala sa red stilettos mo”
Cristine to Anne during dinner with Derek: “Alam mo, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach pero sa gandang mo yan siguro meron kang alam na shortcut..”
Rating: 9/10
No dull moments. Amazing story. Above par acting by both Cristine and Anne. Almost perfect character development. Some eye-opening (in the sense that it’s true, not really eye-opening as in shocking) lines by Anne, and so many funny lines from Cristine and her mother hahah. And lastly, there’s definitely a lesson to learn from the movie.One of those movies you have to get on DVD.
“No Other Woman” Trailer:
“No Other Woman” Theme Song – Now That You’re Gone by Juris
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Sunday, November 27, 2011
Whos that girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wKt32oKDeIendofvid[starttext]
After the major major comedic success of Petrang Kabayo and the romance brought by In Your Eyes, Viva Films is preparing another film that would make us laugh and fall in love at the same time! But this time with two of the country’s most effective romantic comedy tandem.Yes! The Anne-Luis love team.Anne Curtis and Luis Manzano are going to be paired again for a romantic comedy movie in 2011 entitled “Who’s That Girl!?”.
Who’s That Girl movie is an upcoming Valentines movie starring Anne Curtis, Luis Manzano, John Lapus, Candy Pangilinan, Ms. Dina Bonnevie and Ms. Eugene Domingo.The movie Who’s That Girl is going to be directed by Wenn Deramas.
This is perhaps Viva Films opening salvo next year although I’m not quite sure of that.Since this is a Valentines movie, the movie is slated for release on February 2011.
Synopsis:
One mistake leads to unexpected romance. Elizabeth Pedrosa (Anne Curtis) is utterly smitten with a hunk of a guy named John Edugue (Luis Manzano). But she can only love him from afar as she is an absolute wallflower. Surprisingly, John approaches her and gives her encouragement at a time she needs it most. That becomes life-changing for Elizabeth. her stunning beauty and confidence come out and she succeeds in her career. So when she reads John’s name in the obituary, grief strikes her. She goes to the wake in hysterics only to find out that the deceased is John Eduque Sr., John’s father. Realizing her mistake, Elizabeth leaves in a rush, oblivious to the harm she has caused. Mrs. Eduque (Eugene Domingo) concludes that her late husband has been unfaithful, making her succumb to depression. Seeing his mother’s misery, John vows to look for Elizabeth and take revenge. But more conflicts arise as he falls in love with her.
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Who’s That Girl movie is an upcoming Valentines movie starring Anne Curtis, Luis Manzano, John Lapus, Candy Pangilinan, Ms. Dina Bonnevie and Ms. Eugene Domingo.The movie Who’s That Girl is going to be directed by Wenn Deramas.
This is perhaps Viva Films opening salvo next year although I’m not quite sure of that.Since this is a Valentines movie, the movie is slated for release on February 2011.
Synopsis:
One mistake leads to unexpected romance. Elizabeth Pedrosa (Anne Curtis) is utterly smitten with a hunk of a guy named John Edugue (Luis Manzano). But she can only love him from afar as she is an absolute wallflower. Surprisingly, John approaches her and gives her encouragement at a time she needs it most. That becomes life-changing for Elizabeth. her stunning beauty and confidence come out and she succeeds in her career. So when she reads John’s name in the obituary, grief strikes her. She goes to the wake in hysterics only to find out that the deceased is John Eduque Sr., John’s father. Realizing her mistake, Elizabeth leaves in a rush, oblivious to the harm she has caused. Mrs. Eduque (Eugene Domingo) concludes that her late husband has been unfaithful, making her succumb to depression. Seeing his mother’s misery, John vows to look for Elizabeth and take revenge. But more conflicts arise as he falls in love with her.
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Monday, November 21, 2011
PRAYBEYT BENJAMIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUa2_yewHYendofvid[starttext]PRAYBEYT BENJAMIN
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"Praybeyt Benjamin" is the weakest Vice Ganda film we have seen yet. Its either his comedic style of "stating the obvious" (pamimilosopo in Tagalog) is getting pretty old and redundant already or that the film itself lacks any sense of originality in its story or comedic styles used - maybe even both. We can sense a hint of "Mulan" in it, some "Police Academy" and old local 90s action movie elements and while those did bring some nostalgia, it further emphasizes the mediocrity of the film. The bottomline is simple - "Praybeyt Benjamin" may make you laugh at times but there are also numerous times that it will fail to eke out any interest from the audience and that's pretty bad for a comedy film to begin with.
The Benjamin Santos family has always fielded a male person on key historic battles. Benjamin "Ben" Santos VII (Jimmy Santos) is the first son to decide to forego his military background and live his dream as a scientist and inventor. Ben is disowned by his father, a high-ranking general (Eddie Garcia) in the Philippine Army. Fast forward a few years, Ben's son, Benjamin "Benjie" Santos VIII (Vice Ganda) turns out to be gay and further off from their storied family heritage. But when a terrorist group kidnaps key military personnel (including Benjie's grandfather) and putting the whole country hostage, the Philippine Army requires all families to enlist one male for immediate military training. Benjie decides that even though he is gay, he needs to enlist to keep his ailing father from joining.
Creativity is the last thing you will get from watching "Praybeyt Benjamin". The story was typical and definitely predictable. While the cast did a pretty good job on the acting side, the characters they portray are uninteresting at best. Some are overtly stereotypical while some lack any appeal (the worst of them is probably Kean Cipriano's character of Emerson Ecleo). You can only do so much as actors with badly conceptualized characters. Another thing are the various comedic segments littered across the movie. Most of the segments are either old-fare (meaning they have been used countless times before) or just completely lacks any sense. Even the "breaking the fourth wall" segments failed stupendously. As you can see, there is little or no reason to watch "Praybeyt Benjamin". At first glance, it may seem to be an interesting movie but it really isn't - it's comedy alone fails on so many levels. Add on top of that a mediocre story and characters and you get a pretty sad film.
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"Praybeyt Benjamin" is the weakest Vice Ganda film we have seen yet. Its either his comedic style of "stating the obvious" (pamimilosopo in Tagalog) is getting pretty old and redundant already or that the film itself lacks any sense of originality in its story or comedic styles used - maybe even both. We can sense a hint of "Mulan" in it, some "Police Academy" and old local 90s action movie elements and while those did bring some nostalgia, it further emphasizes the mediocrity of the film. The bottomline is simple - "Praybeyt Benjamin" may make you laugh at times but there are also numerous times that it will fail to eke out any interest from the audience and that's pretty bad for a comedy film to begin with.
The Benjamin Santos family has always fielded a male person on key historic battles. Benjamin "Ben" Santos VII (Jimmy Santos) is the first son to decide to forego his military background and live his dream as a scientist and inventor. Ben is disowned by his father, a high-ranking general (Eddie Garcia) in the Philippine Army. Fast forward a few years, Ben's son, Benjamin "Benjie" Santos VIII (Vice Ganda) turns out to be gay and further off from their storied family heritage. But when a terrorist group kidnaps key military personnel (including Benjie's grandfather) and putting the whole country hostage, the Philippine Army requires all families to enlist one male for immediate military training. Benjie decides that even though he is gay, he needs to enlist to keep his ailing father from joining.
Creativity is the last thing you will get from watching "Praybeyt Benjamin". The story was typical and definitely predictable. While the cast did a pretty good job on the acting side, the characters they portray are uninteresting at best. Some are overtly stereotypical while some lack any appeal (the worst of them is probably Kean Cipriano's character of Emerson Ecleo). You can only do so much as actors with badly conceptualized characters. Another thing are the various comedic segments littered across the movie. Most of the segments are either old-fare (meaning they have been used countless times before) or just completely lacks any sense. Even the "breaking the fourth wall" segments failed stupendously. As you can see, there is little or no reason to watch "Praybeyt Benjamin". At first glance, it may seem to be an interesting movie but it really isn't - it's comedy alone fails on so many levels. Add on top of that a mediocre story and characters and you get a pretty sad film.
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Sunday, November 13, 2011
Pacquiao Vs Marquez 3 Part 4/4
http://www.facebook.com/v/180442065380637endofvid[starttext]Pacquiao Vs Marquez 3 Part 4/4
Foot Step Part 1 = 4th Round last 11 seconds
Foot Step Part 2 = 6th Round last 1:18 seconds
Foot Step Part 3 = 7th Round last 1:49 seconds
Foot Step Part 4 = 8th Round last 1:27 seconds
Foot Step Part 5 = 12th Round last 1:23 seconds
Foot Step Part 6 = 12th Round last 52 seconds
I don’t see any way this tactic to be legal. How can Manny be able to dodge properly with this? This is dangerous stuff, he could injure Pacquiao here illegally. The boxing authorities should become aware of this and sanction Marquez for this little dirty stuff.
(image source: http://www.boxingscene.com/photos-pacquiao-vs-marquez-trilogy-mega-fight-gallery–45978)
source: http://pacquiao-vs-mosley-live-stream-fight.blogspot.com/
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Luckily we have people who have good eyes to notice it. Special credit to Drummer Panda for showing this to me.
You can have the replay of the Pacquiao VS Marquez here: http://www.kat.ph/boxing-pacquiao-vs-marquez-iii-12th-nov-2011-pdtv-x264-sir-paul-t5975601.html
Stop at this these time values and observe the dirty little trick of Marquez. Notice Marquez trying to step over the foot of Manny.
Foot Step Part 1 = 4th Round last 11 seconds
Foot Step Part 2 = 6th Round last 1:18 seconds
Foot Step Part 3 = 7th Round last 1:49 seconds
Foot Step Part 4 = 8th Round last 1:27 seconds
Foot Step Part 5 = 12th Round last 1:23 seconds
Foot Step Part 6 = 12th Round last 52 seconds
Watch this YouTube video made by YAHWON containing compiled clips of Marquez’ trick.
(there’s a little hate message at the end of the video, please don’t mind it because probably the maker might have already been pissed off of the robbed out victory accusation against Manny and was not able to control his anger. Mexicans started the dirty talking first against Manny and they just really wont stop.)
Here is a clearer picture of Marquez’ cheat trick. (look at him stepping over Manny’s feet)
*extra* *extra* *extra* *extra* *extra* *extra*
What is that liquid Marquez was drinking? isn’t it illegal for fighters during rounds to drink anything aside from water?
I don’t know what substance is that and I’m not sure if that is an exemption.
According to the WBO rules,
SECTION 28. DRUGS OR STIMolANTS
(a) The use of illegal or performance enhancing drugs or other stimolants before of during the Championship contest by any of the contestants shall be sufficient cause for the disqualification of the contestant guilty of said use. Only plain water may be given to a contestant in the course of the bout. Lubricants around the eyes is allowed in amounts within the Referee’s discretion; the use of lubricants, or any other substance on a contestant’s arms, legs and body is prohibited in Championship fights.
(b) The use of hemostats such as Thrombin, Avetine or Adrenalin 1/1000 solution shall be allowed between rounds to control the bleeding from minor cuts and lacerations sustained by a contestant as permitted by the roles and regolations of the Local Boxing Commission. If the Local Boxing Commission has no role concerning permissible hemostats, then only Adrenalin 1/1000 is permitted. Each contestant is obligated to know and comply with the roles and regolations of the Local Boxing Commission as to use of hemostats.
(source: http://www.wboboxing.com/regulations/ )
So what the heck is that liquid substance doing there and what is that even called?? Colored water??
I need help spreading these resources. The information in the pictures and videos were not altered/edited so you’re assured that they are genuine.
Source: http://rkmagfeelingexpert.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/juan-manuel-marquez-dirty-boxing-trick-exposed/
source: http://pacquiao-vs-mosley-live-stream-fight.blogspot.com/
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Pacquiao Vs Marquez 3 Part 3/4
http://www.facebook.com/v/180442015380642endofvid[starttext]Pacquiao Vs Marquez 3 Part 3/4
Foot Step Part 1 = 4th Round last 11 seconds
Foot Step Part 2 = 6th Round last 1:18 seconds
Foot Step Part 3 = 7th Round last 1:49 seconds
Foot Step Part 4 = 8th Round last 1:27 seconds
Foot Step Part 5 = 12th Round last 1:23 seconds
Foot Step Part 6 = 12th Round last 52 seconds
I don’t see any way this tactic to be legal. How can Manny be able to dodge properly with this? This is dangerous stuff, he could injure Pacquiao here illegally. The boxing authorities should become aware of this and sanction Marquez for this little dirty stuff.
(image source: http://www.boxingscene.com/photos-pacquiao-vs-marquez-trilogy-mega-fight-gallery–45978)
source: http://pacquiao-vs-mosley-live-stream-fight.blogspot.com/
[endtext][startthumb]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iBhih_p6534/Tr6MP7x9azI/AAAAAAAABKA/Bt00AYBroX4/s320/pacquiao+vs+marquez+3+photos.jpg[endthumb]
Luckily we have people who have good eyes to notice it. Special credit to Drummer Panda for showing this to me.
You can have the replay of the Pacquiao VS Marquez here: http://www.kat.ph/boxing-pacquiao-vs-marquez-iii-12th-nov-2011-pdtv-x264-sir-paul-t5975601.html
Stop at this these time values and observe the dirty little trick of Marquez. Notice Marquez trying to step over the foot of Manny.
Foot Step Part 1 = 4th Round last 11 seconds
Foot Step Part 2 = 6th Round last 1:18 seconds
Foot Step Part 3 = 7th Round last 1:49 seconds
Foot Step Part 4 = 8th Round last 1:27 seconds
Foot Step Part 5 = 12th Round last 1:23 seconds
Foot Step Part 6 = 12th Round last 52 seconds
Watch this YouTube video made by YAHWON containing compiled clips of Marquez’ trick.
(there’s a little hate message at the end of the video, please don’t mind it because probably the maker might have already been pissed off of the robbed out victory accusation against Manny and was not able to control his anger. Mexicans started the dirty talking first against Manny and they just really wont stop.)
Here is a clearer picture of Marquez’ cheat trick. (look at him stepping over Manny’s feet)
*extra* *extra* *extra* *extra* *extra* *extra*
What is that liquid Marquez was drinking? isn’t it illegal for fighters during rounds to drink anything aside from water?
I don’t know what substance is that and I’m not sure if that is an exemption.
According to the WBO rules,
SECTION 28. DRUGS OR STIMolANTS
(a) The use of illegal or performance enhancing drugs or other stimolants before of during the Championship contest by any of the contestants shall be sufficient cause for the disqualification of the contestant guilty of said use. Only plain water may be given to a contestant in the course of the bout. Lubricants around the eyes is allowed in amounts within the Referee’s discretion; the use of lubricants, or any other substance on a contestant’s arms, legs and body is prohibited in Championship fights.
(b) The use of hemostats such as Thrombin, Avetine or Adrenalin 1/1000 solution shall be allowed between rounds to control the bleeding from minor cuts and lacerations sustained by a contestant as permitted by the roles and regolations of the Local Boxing Commission. If the Local Boxing Commission has no role concerning permissible hemostats, then only Adrenalin 1/1000 is permitted. Each contestant is obligated to know and comply with the roles and regolations of the Local Boxing Commission as to use of hemostats.
(source: http://www.wboboxing.com/regulations/ )
So what the heck is that liquid substance doing there and what is that even called?? Colored water??
I need help spreading these resources. The information in the pictures and videos were not altered/edited so you’re assured that they are genuine.
Source: http://rkmagfeelingexpert.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/juan-manuel-marquez-dirty-boxing-trick-exposed/
source: http://pacquiao-vs-mosley-live-stream-fight.blogspot.com/
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